Rub-A-Dub-Dub, I Live In My Tub
Because the bath tub is cheaper than therapy
(And honestly? I recommend you do too.)
Let me be clear: I don’t bathe to get clean.
I bathe to survive.
Emotionally. Spiritually. Mentally.
Also, my back hurts and I’m tired. Always.
Bathing is my sacred ritual.
A daily act of self-care so essential, it’s borderline non-negotiable. My family knows: If Mom’s in the tub, leave her alone unless someone is bleeding, unconscious, or there’s wine involved.
For me, bathing is the ultimate reset button.
It’s where I soothe my perimenopausal bones, process my chaotic thoughts, and pretend I live in a luxury spa and not a house with 14 heartbeats and a mysterious sticky spot on every surface.
But here’s the thing: a great bath requires great product.
And I’m not talking about a sad squirt of mystery bubbles from a questionable bottle.
Enter the Bath Queens: Barefoot Venus, Bathorium, Bath Poetry & The Tofino Hobbyist
💛 Barefoot Venus Mustard Bath – The Cult Classic
You know it. You love it. It’s our #1 best-seller and for good reason.
This soak smells divine. The most common comment we hear is “it smells SO good in this store, what is that?” It’s the mustard bath…seriously—but don’t let the luxurious scent fool you.
It’s got serious healing powers.
Yes, I said mustard.
Yes, like the stuff your grandma used to smear on you when you were sick like some kind of hot-dog-themed home remedy.
Now? You get all the detoxifying, decongesting benefits without the mess.
Spearmint, eucalyptus, and wintergreen team up to clear your sinuses while magnesium swoops in like a tiny spa therapist to soothe your sore muscles.
Even Jillian Harris is obsessed—and that woman has excellent taste and glowing skin. Coincidence? I think not.
Bathorium – The Earthy Elegance Upgrade
If you’re still using drugstore bath salts… bless your heart—but we need to talk.
Bathorium is what happens when clays, essential oils, and minerals join forces to lovingly drag the stress right out of your body.
These soaks aren’t just pretty-smelling—they’re purpose-driven. Whether you’re congested, achey, anxious, or just done, there’s a blend for that.
Bonus: They actually smell like nature, not a synthetic “lavender” air freshener that makes you sneeze.
Bath Poetry – Literal Magic in a Bottle
This bubble bath? I swear it moisturizes my soul.
Birdsong is my personal fave—it smells like a beach vacation where no one’s asking you to make snacks.
Creamy, softening, and wildly luxurious, Bath Poetry is not your kid’s bubble bath.
Also? It’s made in Saskatchewan by Nicolle, who partners with Canadian singer-songwriters and prints their lyrics right on the bottles.
Bath + poetry + music + bubbles = how is this not already in your tub?
The Tofino Hobbyist – Forest Bathing, Literally
This brand brings the Tofino rainforest to your bathroom.
Their Forest Bathing Bubble Soak smells like you ran away to the woods (but in a good way).
It’s grounding, rejuvenating, and somehow makes your faucet sound like a babbling brook.
Close your eyes. Pretend the laundry doesn’t exist. You’re healing.
Ready to soak your way into sanity?
Come into Wren and find your new tub-time soulmate.
Whether it’s detox, moisture, aromatherapy or just five blessed minutes to yourself—
I promise, the right bath can change everything.
Rub-a-dub, friends. You deserve this.
Entertaing Essentials: Because your table deserves more than spaghetti-stained shame.
The art of gathering, beautifully
Let’s be honest—when the day has been a lot, and you finally sink into your chair with a glass of wine in hand, the glass matters.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the vessel you drink from changes the whole experience and the way the drink tastes!
That crisp rosé you’ve been dreaming of? It hits different in a clunky, stubby glass that looks like it escaped from a hotel banquet hall circa 2004. (You know the one—thick, cloudy, vaguely traumatizing.)
No, no. We can do better.
Sip in Style
At Wren, we believe in the power of elevated everyday moments. That’s why our curated selection of timeless, fluted stemware and vintage-inspired glassware isn’t just pretty to look at—they feel good in your hand, like they were made to toast good news, laugh with friends, and unwind like a movie star in a bubble bath.
Even water tastes fancy in our Kate Aspen coupe glasses—Gatsby would most definitely approve.
Plates Without the Pasta Stains
Now let’s talk dinnerware.
Tell me if this sounds familiar: You go to set the table for company, open your cupboard, and... it’s a tragic scene. Mismatched bowls, chipped plates, something with a mystery stain (is that spaghetti from 2019? No one knows).
Enter Wren’s Antique Ivory Dinnerware Collection.
This set is as beautiful as it is practical—dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and oven safe (up to 200°C!). That means you can slide in a plate of brie, let it get all gooey and golden, and serve it straight to the table—no awkward dish swapping, no burnt fingertips, just instant entertaining magic.
Details Make the Difference
Want to wow your guests—or just yourself, mid-week? Layer in the little luxuries:
Buttery soft Geometry napkins
Gold flatware that sparkles on the table
Fluted tealight holders that glow like a Pinterest dream
Whether it’s a cocktail party, an intimate dinner, or just a Tuesday night when you feel like being extra, Wren has everything you need to entertain with intention—and look damn good doing it.
So go ahead—ditch the spaghetti-stained dishes, retire the sad wine glasses, and give your gathering the glow-up it deserves.
Because when the vibe is right, even the cheese tastes better.
Shop entertaining essentials at Wren—where beauty meets function and fabulous lives on every shelf.
The Dirty Truth: Why Your Laundry Deserves a Natural Makeover
Clean clothes, clear conscience
Let’s talk about laundry.
Not exactly sexy. Not usually inspiring. But absolutely essential—especially if you're living in a house filled with kids, pets, and the occasional mystery stain (same here).
Now, if you're anything like me, you’ve probably stood in the laundry aisle more than once, staring at a wall of plastic jugs wondering:
“What even is in this stuff?”
Spoiler alert: a whole lot of things you don’t want near your skin, your kids, or your planet.
🚫 Traditional Laundry Detergent: The Sneaky Villain
Most conventional laundry products are loaded with synthetic fragrances, phthalates, SLS, and all sorts of unpronounceable chemicals that can irritate skin, disrupt hormones, and linger in your clothes long after wash day.
Fun fact (read: terrifying): many of them aren’t even required to list all their ingredients. Yikes.
Enter: Natura Soylights Natural Laundry Powder
This little gem is everything we’ve been dreaming of in a laundry product:
✔️ Made in Canada
✔️ Vegan & cruelty-free
✔️ Gentle on sensitive skin
✔️ Safe for septic systems
✔️ Packaged with the planet in mind
Plus, the scents? Subtle, fresh, and non-toxic. It smells like clean, not like a fake mountain breeze or an aggressive floral funeral. One tbsp (or less!) per load and you’ve got fresh, fluffy, toxin-free laundry that actually feels good on your body.
Why It Matters
Our skin is our largest organ—and what we wash our clothes, sheets, and towels in matters. Choosing natural laundry products is one more way to live intentionally, support Canadian makers, and reduce your household’s toxic load.
Also? The fewer mystery rashes, the better.
(Says every perimenopausal, overscheduled, under-caffeinated human ever.)
So here’s to clean laundry, clean ingredients, and clean living.
Your skin, your planet, and your inner laundry goddess will thank you.
Available at Wren—because mindful living starts with the little things. Even the lint-covered ones.
No Shade, Just SPF: A Love Letter to Natural Sun Protection
SPF without the WTF
The Good Stuff:Why Natural SPF Just Hits Different
Ah, summer. The season of freckles, flip flops, and the eternal search for a sunscreen that doesn’t make you look like a ghost in family photos.
If you’ve ever slathered on a chalky white sunscreen and thought, “Surely, there’s a better way to live,”—you’re not wrong. And we’re here to talk about it.
Natural vs. Traditional Sunscreen: What’s the Difference?
Let’s break it down:
Traditional sunscreens often contain chemical UV filters like oxybenzone, octinoxate, and avobenzone—ingredients that, frankly, sound more like Marvel villains than skincare. These filters absorb UV rays but can also irritate sensitive skin, disrupt hormones, and harm coral reefs. So… not great.
Natural (or mineral) sunscreens, on the other hand, use physical blockers like zinc oxide or titanium dioxide to sit on top of your skin and reflect UV rays—think tiny disco balls for your face, but in a good way. They're gentler, reef-safe, and much more eco-conscious.
But not all mineral sunscreens are created equal. Enter…
Tanit: The SPF Hero You Deserve
Made with love (and science) in Canada, Tanit is a game-changer in the world of natural sun protection. It’s lightweight, reef-safe, non-toxic, and—cue angels singing—leaves ZERO white cast.
We’re talking smooth, blendable, and beautifully invisible on all skin tones.
And guess what? It was just featured in Jillian Harris’ Spring Jilly Box, so you know it’s the real deal. (Jilly-approved = gold star status.)
Bonus Tip: Tanit’s After-Sun Cooling Aloe Mist = Chef’s Kiss
Spent a little too long chasing beach vibes or forgetting to reapply? We’ve got you.
Pair your Tanit SPF with their After-Sun Cooling Aloe Mist—a soothing, plant-powered mist that smells like a spa and feels like a cold drink for your skin.
Why It Matters
Every time you choose clean, conscious sun care, you’re protecting more than your skin. You’re:
Keeping harsh chemicals out of waterways
Supporting small, Canadian makers
Reducing your environmental footprint
And honestly, looking fantastic while doing it
So go ahead—glow naturally this summer. Your skin, the planet, and Jillian Harris all approve.
Available now at Wren.
Because sun protection should be as thoughtful as the rest of your life.